I know what you think: this guy is a bulldozer with a wrecking ball attached. He’ll leave a ring around your eye and tread marks on your back. He’s an animal, he’s hungry. You ain’t been hungry, since Supreme Clientele.

Maybe I’m just someone who is taking a look around and I can’t help myself: all I see is humiliation. That’s why I’m writing all the intelligence I have on the internet. Like Jesus 2000 years ago, I have a message and I’m afraid it could fall into enemies’ hands. But I guess all those songs I listened to also have a message.

The rules of the game have changed and today skin colour is out of the game. Of course, you can still say that “I wasn’t man enough” for you. But there’s one rule that it seems is the basis of this game we call life (a secret combination): if you like my sister or if you don’t like her, I will be mad at you.

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What Can France And Corsica Teach Us?

France has a complicated relationship with Corsica, the Isle of Beauty. Maybe also Europe since Napoleon left a trail of happiness and misery. But there’s one dialog from the French comic Asterix that will open our eyes:

  • I do not like someone talking to my sister
  • But I have no interest in your sister, I just wanted…
  • Don’t you like my sister?
  • But, of course, I like her…
  • Ah, so you like my sister!!! Hold me back or I’ll kill him and his fools!

Limp Bizkit was wondering if there was a secret combination to this life and I must say my experience and my work are hinting at exactly just that: Asterix visiting Corsica. Let me give you an example.

I used to date a girl who was rather interesting: brilliant law student, she knew a lot about dancing, rivalry and vengeance. Of course, when she stormed into my life, I felt like it was a hurricane since I was a bit stressed and I felt she wasn’t.

Suddenly, during a family reunion, she openly said that my father was a handsome man. Yesterday I thought that maybe she couldn’t have said the contrary without getting me angry.

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Will My Sister Cry With That Post?

There’s a song by JJ Cale that says my sister shouldn’t cry when I’m hurt because it will be alright in the morning. But it’s been 9 years now that my cancer was diagnosed. And now I even think I was infected with AIDS when I was 17 without any sexual relationship. Maybe I was too intimate with the school I was in.

I have a sister and I also have 4 female cousins. I don’t know if they’re crying but there’s one thing I’m sure of. Women love me for one reason: I’m listening to their songs. Hole, Elastica, Morcheeba, Moloko, Madison Avenue. I listen to songs by women and I must say there are a few that are really interesting.

Today I’m trying to write songs but I’m speechless because there’s too much to say. I feel like I haven’t been on holidays for 18 years. It’s a special kind of witchcraft called: let’s work 16 hours a day. On the other end of the spectrum, we have: I want to work 10 hours a week.

There must be some kind of way out of here said the caricature to the confused. Maybe if I can send my sister a message and tell her I’ll be alright in the morning, I will be less and less willing to take risks for a bunch of lazy and selfish people.

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Who Was Secretly Leading Us Into Recession?

In Lebanon since the 1990s until 2012, we were blessed to have a Backstreet Boy as our information and tourism minister. Now that makes sense since he can spot the pretty girls and destroy the boys in the process. The unconscious question he was trying to answer everyday were:

  1. am I original? not at all since you’re behaving like a school teacher and you’re assassinating people who work hard to produce something with a reasonable quality,
  2. am the only one? I don’t think so since you’re part of a government and you should think to delegate and train your successor,
  3. am I sexual? yeah I know, even 14 years old ask that kind of question and wonder if they have enough class. But if it’s Saturday night, I guess he doesn’t need a love that’s gonna last,
  4. am I everything you need? well that question is strange and the answer is obvious: you messed up the country so bad that now we’re feeling we’re nothing without you. But your anal fixation shouldn’t make us forget our passion.

I guess if you’re wondering who is the asshole that’s watching you, you can safely bet his unconscious mind is centred around these 4 questions. Oh my god, he/she is back again!

I guess this guy was just pretending; someone held him back until the defenestration because there was suspicion, torture for stupid information and the classic defenestration (commitment to action).

Beware of those who peak too early: that magic is special and you could end up unworthy. I’m talking about early puberty which it seems is linked to trouble makers. People born in the 1980s will know what I’m talking about.

Nicolas Sursock

Written by Nicolas Sursock

Nicolas is a musician. His work now focuses on digesting 10000 songs of jazz, blues, soul, rock, funk and electronic. He plays the guitar if he's not blogging.