Today I’m going to reveal why people blog and are writing stuff on the internet: they didn’t get a second chance. And they are writing a message in a bottle.

You might be on a paradise island sipping a tequila sunrise. You might take another shot of courage and wonder why the right words never come. That’s because you must lessen your burden: all you need in life are legends like Bob Marley, Eric Clapton, Jimi Hendrix. Maybe also Monica Belluci or Scarlett Johansson.

Yes, dear reader, I think I made up my mind: I don’t need insignificant people in my life. I need legends like my friends. I also need:

  • old and wise people to explain to me why the Earth is not the center of the universe,
  • primal people to help me avoid hysteria or conversion disorder,
  • augmented people even though I’m only interested in their desperation.

Please note that you can only augment ancient people so you have to reach the other side (call it past your 30s maybe). But when can you exactly be eligible for an augment? And what kind of gem do you need to be precise?

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Were You Blogging About Your High Hopes?

We must be careful not to set our expectations too high. But that doesn’t make sense anymore: what we need is excellent information. The more I think about it, the more I think the multiverse hypothesis is right.

The Big Bang would be like the Bering Strait. To be more precise, Beringia is a land bridge that has existed in several occasions between Alaska and eastern Siberia. Today, a narrow stretch of sea called the Bering Strait separates North America from Asia.

This could mean the Big Bang would allow us on occasions to travel to another universe. Of course, this will be the case until we have the technology to travel those universes without this temporal window.

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Are Those Secrets Safe On The Internet?

Maybe the blogging fever is due to Big Brother. Maybe he misused the tools that allowed him to spy on the population more and more easily. But again the problem of Big Brother is his grey eminence (a powerful decision-maker or adviser who operates “behind the scenes”, or in a non-public or unofficial capacity). This grey eminence is called Hot Natured and he uses the technology to spy on hot women.

Let me remind you of how Facebook started: “hot or not”. I guess this shouldn’t be a problem: I proposed to classify people based on temperature and brightness and I might launch a social network that uses this classification.

Anyway, the blogging fever might be a bad case of monetizing your secrets because the priest won’t give you any money. And it makes sense: in 2010, I gave up 25 million dollars worth of information for free. I’m still waiting for the government to pay me. But they sent me to the industry and gave me neuroleptics instead (sad story bro).

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Why Do I Need To Know All About Me?

If I could sway my way, I would know all about me: and information is critical. What I mean with a strange fever is the following: it hurts so much spending time with witches and sorcery.

See Pavlov had the Nobel Prize and the last time I revealed something about the government and industry, they wanted to train me like a dog and punish me for talking too much. To this day, I’m still wondering what kind of fight it was: strange attitude versus monstrous power.

Strange attitude won with the help of the Earth and noir detective stories.

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Why Don’t I Write A Song About It?

The mystery man came over and he said: “I’m outta sight”. Suddenly girls came to me and told me “how were you able to describe this so accurately?”

Of course, the mystery man quickly spoke about reaching Nirvana (maybe the band, maybe a transcendent state). There must be a reason why Nirvana was so successful in the 1990s. I was raised in the Oriental Greek Orthodox faith but Nirvana managed to capture my attention like Phil Collins when I was young.

To me Nirvana could also be making love: it seems making love is like a bombardment of neurotransmitter. And maybe it’s the secret weapon to answer the question of immortality until we’re sure of what’s going on. We must imagine other universes (even though ours seem very big), we will meet our cousins again and we will see who has evolved the right way.

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